Assuming you filter for dating, likeminded people, this app can restore your faith in humanity. So many positive, hilarious, creative folks are putting their silliest feet forward and, unlike Facebook lab Instagram, I walk away feeling more optimistic about myself and life after scrolling.

One of my recent favorite TikTok videos involved a woman conducting a dating app experiment. The results were… troubling. And fascinating. Naturally, I decided I needed to conduct this highly scientific experiment myself. Which meant once again downloading dating apps on my phone, a practice that in the past had been entirely scarring and short-lived. My favorite? Before I knew it, my experiment was turning into actual dates.

Three four five six in a row. Hang on. This was just for giggles! I texted one of my girlfriends, Sara. I had learned the hard way to vet any first dates with my single girlfriends.

I had also learned the hard way not to get too excited before the first meeting — and to arrange said meet up as quickly as possible. Text messages do not an accurate impression make. I was sure -absofreakinglutely sure- this date would wind up in Smooch City.

I wore my date-iest shirt and assembled my date-iest hair.

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When Kyle got out of his car 15 minutes late…I was still sure. Kyle looked like a young Bon Jovi. We ordered our drinks and quickly went outside and stood near a picnic table, not far from the raging fire pit. Radiating nervous energy, Kyle immediately blurted. After a week, she was going stir crazy, so today she came into town and went shopping. Instead of sitting down, Kyle kept inching closer and closer. I shifted back ever so minutely as the conversation continued. How about you?

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I thought my grandmother was my dating. My mom had me when she was 16, so lab have more of a friend relationship. All of my guy friends were asking about her because I guess they thought she was hot. Yeah, my brother died in June. We think it was a drug overdose. I know what I like. We had now migrated halfway around the picnic table in my efforts to stand lab far away from him as possible.

I almost choked on my drink. Lab gave me a dramatic once over, leaning to look at my backside. The last thing I saw was his taken aback expression as I bolted through the bar, placing my half full glass of wine in the plastic wash bin near the door. Or maybe sixty thousand!!!! I heard you like to laugh. At my expense. Sounds like you're ready to take our friendship to the next level. You won't be disappointed. I swear on teeny, tiny baby chipmunks. View all posts by Go Jules Go. I only have one word.

I hope you took a circuitous route home and watched for a tail. I briefly entertained chugging it, but trying to yank my mask back on and charge through the door while holding said wine proved too challenging. So much to unpack here!!!! Good on ya for engaging in read article rest of that convo. And nice job getting up and leaving when you did, that deserves huge kudos!! Friday night who might earn his lab post. Omg this post was hilarious and so fun… Unfortunately at your expense?

What a douchebag!!! Red flags all over the Damn place Hahaha. I really said -and thought- that! I swear the only clue about what I was walking into was…nope. There were no clues. Thanks for sharing this scenario—been there, done that over lo, these many years in between a couple of marriages The blood-type theory is wacky, of course, along with pretty much everything else.

Dreamboat, too. Hang in there, and keep us readers in the loop, please! You said it!! Dating site uses Akismet to reduce dating. Learn how your dating data is processed. Skip to content. October 27, October 27, Go Jules Go. Another excellent submission. Like Loading Published by Go Jules Go. Holy bleeeep!

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Thank you for not sticking around to finish your wine. Talk about red click to see more You definitely dodged a bullet with that one! Dating done for leaving. Did he mention how many chainsaws he currently owns and maintains? Well, you just never know about people, but really?

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